World Cup

Goldman Reveals The Truth About The World Cup As Unmistakable Links Between ‘Fake’ Football And Global Economy Laid Bare

Well, it’s time for the World Cup and that’s a confusing time for a lot of Americans because it means having to (re)figure out why the rest of the world keeps referring to soccer as “football”. Of course that’s a misnomer. That’s just another example of what the President talks about when he says foreign interests are robbing America blind. They’re stealing our jobs all right, but they’re also stealing the name of our sports (#Sad). I imagine I’m preaching to the proverbial choir here because if you’re reading this, it means you have internet access which, like running water and electricity, is something that isn’t common outside of the United States (because #Shitholes). But on the off chance you’re someone who doesn’t live in America and somehow still has an interweb connection, let me e...