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The Poached Becomes The Poacher

A couple of years ago, Ken Griffin had a little bit of friendly advice for his buddy Steve Cohen, who—potentially on account of the unfortunateness—was having a little trouble finding non-idiots to yell at and humiliate. That advice was, “take it from somebody else,” with the unspoken addendum of “especially if they’re having some reputational problems… oh, wait, you can’t. Sorry.” History has not recorded Cohen’s undoubtedly understated and not-at-all roaring spit-geyser reaction to that bit of Windy City shade-throwing. Suffice it to say he was only too happy to take Griffin’s advice in staffing up his burgeoning quantitative efforts with one of Ken’s own. And now that KG is having his own staffing issues, the Big Guy would like to note that he’s having to beat the top-notch talent flock...