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John McAfee Invites Jamie Dimon To Learn About His Impotent, Blockchain-Powered, Bangkok Hooker-Filled Future

John McAfee Invites Jamie Dimon To Learn About His Impotent, Blockchain-Powered, Bangkok Hooker-Filled Future

Hey, you guys want to see John McAfee invite Jamie Dimon to a Blockchain conference in Atlantic City by not-so-vaguely threatening him that he better understand the Blockchain before it takes away all of his notional cultural power and leaves him only a wealthy crypto baron waited upon by Thai prostitutes who are now his hierarchical equal…or something?

Of course you do!

We love this video. McAfee is always a fun person to watch [much in the same way it’s fun to watch videos of parked cars being eaten by lava…because McAfee is like the car and mental health is like the lava] and his unhinged militant proselytization of cryptocurrencies is one of the last things we enjoy about cryptocurrencies. It’s also a pleasure to watch McAfee appeal to what he assumes is Jay-Dimez venality, promising him that he can stay rich, just powerless in a new edenic society in which Blockchain is the only God of Finance. He knows that he’s tweaking Jamie Dimon the power banker, but we wonder if he’s aware that he’s also trolling the 46th President of the United States of America.

Regardless, we also encourage Jamie to head to Harrah’s Atlantic City for John McAfee’s Blockchain Conference in July, but only because we’re trash people who thrive on dumb shit.

Happy Monday!

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